Doctor How and the Illegal Aliens: Book 1: The Doctor Who is not a Time Lord
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Doctor How’s famous megalomaniac brother Doctor Who sold his fictional life story to the BBC half a century ago, painting himself as a lone hero. Disillusioned, their four cousins dropped out. For fifty years, Doctor How has held the line against the forces of darkness and stupidity. And he’s not that happy, since you ask.
Illegal aliens try to hack How’s Spectrel (TARDIS is a very rude word where he comes from), just as he suspects his estranged cousin Where has been compromised. When reports come in of mysterious attacks by alien creatures, Doctor How has to rely on his new companion Kevin, a petty criminal from south London, and Trinity, a morphing super-predator, as he counters this threat to humanity’s existence. Bungling agents from MI16, long desperate to capture the Time Keeper’s technology, hamper How’s efforts to combat the alien menace. Can Doctor How keep ahead of MI16, save Where and combat the alien threat?
Book 2: Doctor How and the Deadly Anemones
Available from 9th March 2015
Something ate the Rindan consul and her husband alive. And now it’s eating humans.
The extraterrestrial diplomatic community blames Doctor How’s negligence. He and his assistants try to deal with the alien threat quietly, but events spiral out of control when the MI6 headquarters and US embassy come under attack.
Meantime, Doctor How’s cousin When has neglected to tell him about a far greater danger, which threatens to destroy the power of the Time Keepers.
Doctor How, his assistant Kevin, and morphing alien superpredator Trinity must exterminate the vermin and find out who’s behind the plot to neutralise the power of the Time Keepers. Can they do it whilst keeping one step ahead of MI6, the Metropolitan Police and a crack unit of US Navy SEALs?
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The famous red ring of Uranus is missing! It has to be in place for astronomer William Herschel to discover it, or humanity’s timeline will be corrupted. All the Doctor and Kevin have to do is travel back to 1789 to blow up a disused helium-3 mining ship which was accidentally left orbiting Uranus. What could be more fun than a simple demolition job?
However, they weren’t counting on an awkward computer, or alien super-predator Trinity being so dopey after a night out on the prowl feasting on fresh flesh… An easy afternoon turns into a deadly race against time.